Dear Microsoft Editor,
Thank you for pointing out that my grammar is not up to snuff. That I write in too many fragments. And that my prose would do well to make use of commas—rather than dashes—where appropriate. I am sure my writing will improve under your guidance. I do have one teeny weeny favor to ask. Can Spellcheck please refrain from changing Romanée (as in Conti) to Romaine (as in lettuce)?