Number of National Days devoted to wine something-or-other this month alone. There’s National White Wine Day (8/4), National Pinot Noir Day (8/18), National Red Wine Day (8/28), International Cabernet Sauvignon Day (8/29), National Rosé Month and Washington State Wine month.
What’s next in the surrealist National universe? National Corkscrew Day? Maybe National Aerator Day. We think National Expectoration Day has a nice ring.